K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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