windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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