i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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