quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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