Non-Jews are for practice
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
well you can't waste a boner
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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