Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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