this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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