Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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