honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Enjoy the penises
I am available for nakedness
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Randomize
