I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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