he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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