im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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