Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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