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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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