Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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