Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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