Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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