so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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