i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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