i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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