Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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