ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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