I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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