The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
A+ Viking dick
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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