I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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