Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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