We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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