when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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