Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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