Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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