just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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