So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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