We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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