What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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