he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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