not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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