Kareoke will never be a sober sport
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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