What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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