That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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