I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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