I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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