About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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