Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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