im drinking this country out of the recession.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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