she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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