Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wanna passion pit in your ass
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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