One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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