I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
