; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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