we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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