I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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