arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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