White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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