dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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