I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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