My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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