His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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