Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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